In a city where the daily commute can get a little… messy, one hero rises from the depths of the subway to tackle the real number one, and number two, problem. Forget fare evasion; the Poo Fare Inspector is on a much more serious mission.
Commemorate the most bizarre chapter in Toronto transit history with this golden brown t-shirt. Our scowling, constable-capped character is armed with a magnifying glass and a ticket machine, ready to investigate any "code brown" situation on the rocket. He's seen things you wouldn't believe, and he's not afraid to get his hands dirty. Or, well, he's already dirty.
Crafted from comfortable, breathable cotton, this shirt is perfect for:
Torontonians with a dark sense of humor.
Anyone who has ever thought, "What is that smell?" on the Bloor-Danforth line.
Starting conversations (or ending them) at your next social gathering.
Wear this tee as a badge of honor. It shows you've survived the Toronto transit experience and can find the humor in the absurd. Just be prepared for knowing nods from fellow commuters.
Features:
Color: Golden Brown
Graphic: High-quality, durable print of the Poo Fare Inspector
Fit: Classic, comfortable fit for all-day wear
Material: 100% Soft-Spun Cotton (or specify your material)
A Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to be recognized by anyone who follows the local news. Ref: City News
