
Snowbirds Fleeing the U.S.A. – Canadian Escape Artist Tee
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Sun’s still out — but the vibes are off. Our Snowbirds Fleeing the U.S.A. tee hilariously captures the 2025 migration energy as Canadian retirees make their not-so-subtle exit. Featuring a flustered snowbird in full retreat mode — suitcase in tow, red passport in hand, and rocking a classic Hawaiian shirt — this shirt is perfect for anyone who's “just here for the warmth, eh?”
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Bold Graphic: Cartoon-style artwork with distressed navy text and retro flair
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Design Details: Canadian passport, suitcase wheels blazing, and a stylized U.S. flag backdrop
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Material: Ultra-soft cotton tee that’s light enough for southern heat and northern sarcasm
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Fanfare for the Fleeing: Unofficial snowbird satire — for those escaping cultural chaos, not just winter chills
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Conversation Starter: Wear it to brunch in Boca, the border lineup, or the baggage claim
This one’s for the seniors who came for the sun but left with a story.
Snowbird pride. Flight mode activated.
Color |
Beige |
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Size |
Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL |
